Aloha! FJB Button up

(39 reviews)

$53.99$45.00

Quantity

10000

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Product Details

Walk around in public with a style that everyone likes and then wait for people to get closer and read the subtle statements printed all over this amazing button up. Enjoy the confusion caused by your presence, and stay cool because this thing is made out of 100% Polyester Poplin which basically means it's very breathable and soft.

• Fabric: 100% Polyester Poplin
• Cotton hand-feel
• Button placket
• Regular fit / Runs slightly bigger
• Spread collar
• High definition printing colors
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn

Because it’s handmade for you, these short sleeve button down shirts require 6-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day’s batch for manufacturing.

Inch	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Back Length - From Center	27½	28½	29½	30½	31½	32½	33½	34½
Chest - 1" Below Armhole	20	21	22	23	24	25	26	27

Shipping & Customer Care

Fast Delivery The American Way
Best Customer Service For Non-Liberals
Tracked And Insured Orders

Party Through All of This Inflation

This stylish button up is meant to party and to also make liberals mad when they see it up close! Confuse the hell out of them by thinking they love the shirt until they read the statements printed all over! Breathable, soft, and radical.

Up Close and Personal To All Who See It

Still not satisfied? That's okay, it just means you are potentially a liberal, OR you are just not sure if this style is "too loud" for you. If that's the case, we don't think anything on our website "fits you well" in general. What are you even doing here?