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Deplorably Savage Beach Towel

    (88 reviews)

$53.99$45.00
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The Deplorable Summer of 2022

Get ready for a confidence booster that is at least 1776x more effective than the COVID boosters combined. No matter where you go, this towel will bring you to the center of attention of any like minded gathering. This heavyweight towel feels extra lush to the touch as it features a polyester facing with a cotton loop backing for high absorbency. Stand out and enforce the Deplorably Savage Summer of 2022!

TWO SIZES

.: 50% Polyester 50% Cotton
.: White cotton loop backing
.: Soft and absorbent
.: One-sided print

Because this towel is handmade for you, it takes 2-5 days of manufacturing before it's shipped out for you to radically enjoy.

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The Towel That Will Make Liberals Furious
Are you a total and complete loser in the eyes of most liberals? Do you like to pour gas on fires? If yes or no, then this towel was made personally for you! Take control of the beta slandering made by the left and dish it right back with a premium quality, small business supporting beach towel.
The Deplorable Summer of 2022
No matter what you do in life, there will be subtle things in your life that will motivate you to take one step closer to the edge, and this is that towel. You can't be quiet when bringing this to the beach or on the boat; it's factually impossible. Be a deplorable leader this summer and let it be known to all.

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