Deplorably Savage Shorts

(10 reviews)

$64.99$60.00

Quantity

10000

10000

Product Details

Forever Savage

Go to the gym much? Want to go to the gym a lot? If yes, then these pair of USA Patriotic shorts are just the match for you. Army green, USA stars, USA flag lettering, secret pockets, built for an everyday lifestyle...we can just go on about these things, but we'd rather you just buy them and see for yourself.

Tackle your goals head on with these 2-in-1 shorts that are designed for you to be your best self. With breathable mesh fabric over-shorts for maximum comfort, and a base layer under-short. There's also zip side pockets which makes carrying everything easier than ever before!

• Outer short: 100% polyester mesh
• Inner short: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• 2-in-1 design
• Side zip pockets to outer short
• Round drawstring closure in black or white
• High definition printing colours
• Design will never peel, flake or crack

Because it’s handmade for you, this requires 3-6 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day’s batch for manufacturing.

Inch	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
1/2 Waist	13¼	14¼	15¼	16¼	17¼	18¼	19¼	20¼
1/2 Hips	20	21	22	23	24	25	26	27
Inseam	6⅝	6⅝	6⅝	6⅝	6⅝	6⅝	6⅝	6⅝
Total Length	16	16½	17	17½	18	18½	19	19½

Shipping & Customer Care

Fast Delivery The American Way
Best Customer Service For Non-Liberals
Tracked And Insured Orders

Extreme Shorts Require Secret Pockets

If you live an extreme lifestyle and considered "based?" If yes, then we just made you a pair of shorts just for you. Designed with premium quality materials and created to completely dominate any environment.

Stars To Represent American Muscle

Not only will your muscular legs looked absolutely ripped in these shorts, but they'll be wrapped with pure American spirit 24/7. Perfect for working out, parties, or even showers. It doesn't matter because you're winning.