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Trump 45 Beach Towel

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$53.99$45.00
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Go Fast And Shut Your Mouth

Ever see so much vigorous power in a dang beach towel before? Neither have we until we designed this crazy thing. Be the ultimate powerhouse of any event, lay it out and just watch people's reactions, wear it as a cape at a party, it doesn't matter because you already won. Nothing else needs to be said honestly. This heavyweight towel feels extra lush to the touch as it features a polyester facing with a cotton loop backing for high absorbency. Ruin every beta liberal's summer with this son of a gun and bask in the tears; you deserve it.

TWO SIZES

.: 50% Polyester 50% Cotton
.: White cotton loop backing
.: Soft and absorbent
.: One-sided print

Because this towel is handmade for you, it takes 2-5 days of manufacturing before it's shipped out for you to radically enjoy.

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The Fastest Towel To Ever Exist Period.
This is no longer a style competition this summer, it's all about authority and who has the most. Well guess what? You do with this Trump 45 Racing Towel. Not only does it look good and exude authority, but it is also a premium towel printed in the USA.  
Let Them Cower When They See You.
Still not satisfied? That's okay, because this towel wouldn't care either way. You can cancel it and it would still haunt your thoughts as to why you didn't buy it! But if you choose the right path, you will soon discover how toxic this towel can be to the beta beach liberals this summer!

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