Two Flags Swim Shorts

(76 reviews)

$53.99$45.00

Quantity

10000

Product Details

Two flags with one mission: make liberals cry and cringe. If flying that beautiful red white and blue flag is too much for liberals to handle, well how about we add the "Don't Tread On Me" flag to make the ultimate swim shorts to ever exist. Look and stay cool with these swim trunks hit above the knee. They come in a fast-dry fabric, and feature a drawstring waistband, mesh basket lining and mesh-lined side pockets.

• Fabric: 100% Polyester Twill
• Elastic waistband
• Round drawstring
• Mesh basket lining
• Mesh-lined side pockets
• Fast-dry fabric
• High definition printing colors
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn

Because it’s handmade for you, these swim trunks require 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day’s batch for manufacturing.

Inch	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Waist	29	30	32	33	35	37	38

Shipping & Customer Care

Fast Delivery The American Way
Best Customer Service For Non-Liberals
Tracked And Insured Orders

Respect Held At The Highest Standard

These swim shorts are not just literally the coolest things to exist, but they intentionally demand respect from any bystander no matter who. If making libtards cry is your thing, then these swim shorts are exactly for you. Quick dry, bright and bold, and oh so cool.

Eat All The Hotdogs You Want At Any BBQ

Wear these swim shorts outside of swimming activities and rock them at a bbq your lady invited you to (that you very well know a libtard or two will be at), and just do what you want. Eat all the hotdogs you want, nobody will tell you to stop. They'll be TOO AFRAID!